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kingpyrojack:

thenoblerab:

kingpyrojack:

thenoblerab:

kingpyrojack:

thenoblerab replied to your post: You’re a bit too liberal with your prostate exams Doc. Geezus.
GAH! DOC! NO! That’s an exit only zone buddy!

Laughs and flings a rubber glove at.

*yelps and shimmies up a supply cabinet* Hey. Yo! WHOA! NO! You keep that mess for you and tha’other scumbag Doc!

“It’s clean, some of da scouts steal dem for vater ballons.”

It came outta your office. Nothin’ clean there.

“I promise you..”

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 37 times, shame on me.

POSTED 3 months ago with 9 notes
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  1. thenoblerab reblogged this from kingpyrojack and added:
    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 37 times, shame on me.
  2. kingpyrojack reblogged this from thenoblerab and added:
    “I promise you..”
  3. rp-sassygaymedic said: (Omg Ritter, that was so adorable. I can’t stop laughing.)
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